Cat Nap (Literally) More Productive Than University, Study Shows

A study from Myahn University found that taking a nice long kitty cat nap is more productive than attending higher education, such as university and college. The study involved taking a lil babie kitty cattie and gibing her nice long kitty cattie nap ^.^ lil girl slept for a few hours, and when she woke up was capable of anything.

After testing the intelligence of the cat, they found it no longer had a lego brick for a brain, was the most intellegent creature in the universe, beyond humans, and was capable of taking over and destroying humanity.

“I’ve never seen a more horrifying creature in my entire life,” said John Manhattan (K.M.D. (kitty medical doctor)), a kitty cat veterinarian at the University, who was conducting the experiments on lil kity caat, “I fear this is the furthest we’ve strayed from Owner.”